What is the best question?
What is the best car to race with?
- For you? An Opel or maybe a Ugo
You don't seem to like me much.
- Well ifn you wasn't such a sissified girlie boy, but you are what you are.
What tactics should I study to improve my driving skills?
- Grab the snow shovel, junkyard just laid a masterpiece.
Can you suggest any simulations that might help me improve?
Is there a dumb question?
- There is not a dumb question, just a lot of curious IDIOTS!
Is it possible for someone to join in on your online races?
- Yes I do give out the password occasionally.
Would you allow me to join your races?
- Hell No! You shouldn't even be allowed on a computer, find some match box cars to play with.
What is the best tactic to improve my speed?
- Tie a porkchop bone around your neck and I'll set junkyard lose.
How do you think I would make out in a race compitetion with you?
- Are we talking after I smash you into the wall, then repeatedly ram your car until you look like something falling out of a car crusher?....Not well I think.
What special preparation do you use before a race?
- Drink plenty of beer and pee alot. Flush the old radiator so to speak.
Do you think that would help me?
- Nope! You're to big a weenie, and a girlie boy like you ain't old enough to drink.
I do expect to climb my way up to the top and win a race you know.
- See comment above, tinker toys are in the kids room.
Would you do me the honor of looking at my car and give me some pointers?
- Why bother, I've seen an opel before. Lost cause.